Five players were present
Egnarts, Male Human Sorcerer
Enuffdain, Male Elf Paladin
Lupin Damakos, Female Tiefling Rogue + Willow, Cat Animal Companion
Torek, Male Dwarf Cleric
After an extended rest, The Heroes search for treasure and find gold and potions. Egnarts decapitates a Solamith and takes his head as a trophy!!! Entering the cave the Demons were guarding, The Heroes see that the ground is covered with HORRIBLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS PUN NUMBER 1: rocks that cause sparks.* Crawling among the stones are HORRIBLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS PUN NUMBER 2: insects with large ears and teeth.** Many paintings adorn the walls of the cave. The first is of a HORRIBLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS PUN NUMBER 3: winter landscape with more than six vertically challenged people.*** The next is of HORRIBLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS PUN NUMBER 4: an unconscious supermodel.**** There is also HORRIBLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS PUN NUMBER 5: a book of children's playthings.***** Finally, there is a statue of HORRIBLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS PUN NUMBER 6: a large Irish elk with round antlers.******
Opening the large double doors reveals a huge open room with large flaming braziers, a throne, and an ornate idol at the end. Sitting in the throne is an old adversary, the Vampire Count Christoph (see Chapter 3). Eight powerful skeletons and two strange beasts flank him on either side.
* Rocks that cause sparks: Rocks = stones; cause sparks = flint – Flintstones.
** Insects with large ears and teeth: Insects = bugs; large ears and teeth = bunny – Bugs Bunny.
*** Winter landscape with more than six vertically challenged people: Winter = white snow; more than six = seven; vertically challenged people = dwarves – Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
**** Unconscious supermodel: Unconscious = sleeping; supermodel = beauty; – Sleeping Beauty.
***** Book of children's playthings: Book = story; children's playthings = toys – Toy Story
****** Large Irish elk with round antlers: Large elk = moose; Irish = Mick; round antlers = mouse ears – Mickey Moose (Mouse)
Each Player received a random Drama Card for solving a pun.
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