Sregor Nevets, Male Human Warlord
Mordain, Male Elf Wizard
Waldyr, Male Half-Elf Ranger
Dang Nabbit, Male Bullywug Druid + Centipede Spirit Beast
A drunk and disheveled Waldyr awakens in the forest; he is concerned that his companions have not yet returned from accompanying Princess Buttercup to her nuptials (player missed the last two sessions). In panicked desperation, he enters the nearest tavern and attempts to rally a band of brave and virtuous heroes to accompany him on his rescue. Instead, he finds a handsome, mohawked human warlord: Sregor; an Elvin wizard who happens to be Enuffdain’s father: Mordain; and an elderly Bullywug Druid: Dang Nabbit. After some amazingly roundabout negotiations, the three blaggards agree to join Waldyr in his quest.
The Heroes are greeted by HORRIBLE ST. PATRICK’S DAY / IRISH PUN NUMBER 1: a busty Irish Girl with bouncing boobs.* She is accompanied by HORRIBLE ST. PATRICK’S DAY / IRISH PUN NUMBER 2: a spotted cat in an orange jumpsuit** and HORRIBLE ST. PATRICK’S DAY / IRISH PUN NUMBER 3: a cow covered with rows of yellow bumps.*** They are all HORRIBLE ST. PATRICK’S DAY / IRISH PUN NUMBER 4: smoking marijuana that glitters a metallic yellow.**** Erin informs The Heroes that the only way to return the petrified Heroes to life is to smear the blood of a Medusa on their lips. The Heroes thank the busty lass for her information and wait for their own blood to settle down before they can walk normally.
To be continued? ? ?
* A busty Irish Girl with bouncing boobs: Irish Girl = Erin; bouncing boobs = bra less – Erin no bra (Erin go Bragh).
** A spotted cat in an orange jumpsuit: Spotted cat = leopard; orange jumpsuit = convict – Leopard Con (Leprechaun).
*** A cow covered with rows of yellow bumps: Cow = beef; rows of yellow bumps = corn – Corned Beef.
**** Smoking marijuana that glitters a metallic yellow: Marijuana = pot; metallic yellow = gold – Pot O’ Gold.
***** Stream of water that is bobbing and weaving to music: Stream = river; bobbing and weaving to music = dance – River Dance.
****** Large green gem surrounded by water: Green gem = emerald; surrounded by water = isle – Emerald Isle.
Each Player received a random Drama Card for solving a pun.
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