Lupin Damakos, Female Tiefling Rogue
Egnarts, Male Human Sorcerer
Enuffdain, Male Elf Paladin
Crick, Female Elf Ranger + Fjord, Dire Wolf Animal Companion
Our Heroes returned to consciousness hacking and choking sea water out of their lungs. Looking around, they realized they are in a fleshy pink, rounded, cavernous chamber. The ground is filed with acidic bile and the air is foul and damp; an odor of rot and decay mingled with a strong taste of methane. An odd bio-luminescence coating the walls allows them to see. They have a hard time standing, almost as if they were on a runaway wagon. Captain Jack franticly explains to them they have been swallowed by a Leviathan. Captain Jack then produces a diagram of the insides of the beast. They are in one of the Leviathan’s stomach chambers. The Heroes have five choices: try to cut their way out; the mouth; blowhole; anus; or vagina! Deciding that the paths to the anus and vagina would just be too disgusting, the Heroes opt for the blow hole, since that would mean they would be closer to the surface when it spouts.
The heroes finally made it to the blow hole when they noticed what appeared to be stalactites hanging near the top. The stalactites turned out to be three Darkmantles who descended upon the Heroes. After defeating them, the Heroes waited for the Leviathan to come to the surface and expel them.
Deciding that it may not be a good idea to call the secret underground black market by name. Lupin, Crick and Fjord chose their rooms next to each other. Enuf chose the largest room with a king size bed on the other side of the Inn and promply fell asleep.
To be continued. . .
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