Henrick, Male Human Warlock
Wizbang Dazzle Pants, Male Drow Wizard
Enuffdain, Male Elf Paladin
A brief explanation. Mini-Adventures are what we play when there are two to three PCs, or when key players who are pivotal to the plot are absent. Mini-Adventures are one-off stories, while not part of our campaign (or a campaign unto itself), there is some consistency and reoccurring NPCs.
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 1: Ginger, Caucasian, Depressed.*
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 2: Bookmark 24 hours.**
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 3: Prostitute’s Customer Hand-Job.***
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 4: Afraid of Fashion Doll’s Pool Stick.****
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 5: Long Legged Dancers in Air.*****
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 6: Small Males.******
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 7: More Than 12 Intestines and Leg Joints.*******
HORRIBLE PATRIOTIC/4th OF JULY PUN NUMBER 8: Flame Labor.********
(Side note: Since I knew that only three players [two of them mages] would be attending tonight, I TOLD them that I would include more squishy opponents susceptible to area effects. Except for the three Skeletal mages, the rest were 1 HP minions!!! So they tried to negotiate/bluff their way through them, and instead battled the three tougher adversaries???)
Wizbang and Henrick engage the one-eyed enemy in a showdown of spells. Enuff closes in on the optically challenged oaf and engages him in physical combat. Magic and might, sword and sorcery, The Heroes pull out all of their big guns (dailies) until the powerful Cyclopean Demi-God is defeated and crashes to the floor.
* Ginger, Caucasian, Depressed: Ginger = red; caucasian = white; depressed = blue – Red, White & Blue.
** Bookmark 24 hours: Bookmark = flag; 24 hours = day – Flag Day.
*** Prostitute’s Customer Hand-Job: Prostitute’s Customer = John; Hand-Job = hand cock – John Hancock (sincere apologies to Mr. Hancock).
**** Afraid of Fashion Doll’s Pool Stick: Afraid = chicken; fashion doll = Barbie; pool stick = cue – Barbacue Chicken.
***** Long Legged Dancers in Air: Long legged dancers = Rockettes; air = sky – Sky Rockets.
****** Small Males: Small = minute (pronounced: my-nute); males = men – Minute (pronounced: min-it) Men.
******* More Than 12 Intestines and Leg Joints: More than 12 = 13; intestines = colon; leg joints = knees – 13 Colon Knees (Colonies).
******** Flame Labor: Flame = fire; labor = work – Fire Works.
Each Player received a random Drama Card for solving a pun.
° These events were inspired by Drama cards. I am so glad players are, finally, actively using them. They get at least one per pun, usually two a session, so they each have quite a few.