Globgums, Male Myconid Avenger
Egnarts, Male Human Sorcerer
Waldyr, Male Half-Elf Ranger
A brief explanation. Mini Adventures are what we play when there are two to three PCs, or when key players who are pivotal to the plot are absent. Mini Adventures are one-off stories, while not part of our campaign (or a campaign unto itself), there is some consistency and reoccurring NPCs.
Fully rested after the battle in the Accountess’ tomb (see Mini-Adventures 5 and 6), The Heroes make their way to the Gala by the shore. They are somewhat surprised to find that it is a decadent affair, populated by super-models of various races indulging in gourmet foods, imported wines, and carnal debauchery. Detecting no evil from the revelers, The Heroes waste no time in joining the gala.
Agreeing to find Socool, The Heroes leave, sampling some random potions off the shelves on the way out. One makes Egnarts angry, the next makes Globgums apprehensive, the last would have made Waldyr scream like a girl, but he threw it away. The Professor watches them as they depart, knowing that whether they bring back Socool, or die trying, he "vill haff vun either vay." Then his thoughts return to how very wunderbar it will be to once again feel silken and lacey undergarments against his flesh.
To be continued? ? ?
* Two large Birds covered with scars: Birds = Turkeys; scars = carved – Carved Turkeys.
** The ghost of the Turkeys rise, each one holding a drinking glass: Turkey = poultry; ghost = geist – Poultrygeist (Poltergeist). Turkey = gobble; Drinking glass = goblet; – Gobble-et.
*** Ships made out of brown liquid: Brown Liquid = gravy; ships = boats – Gravy boats
**** Skeletons in black robes, wielding scythes, and wearing hats with buckles on them: Hats with buckles = Pilgrims; skeletons in black robes with scythes = Grim Reaper – Pilgrim-reaper.
***** Round graph showing the sales rate of orange gourds: Orange gourds = pumpkins; round graph = pie chart – Punkin Pie Chart
****** A purple, bulbous, gelatinous bruin: Bruin = bear; purple, bulbous, gelatinous = cranberry – Cran-bear-y.
Each Player received a free re-roll for solving a pun.
****** Socool: Before Caitlyn Jenner, there was Socool - the transgender barbarian super-model, played deftly by my friend George before he had to drop out of playing.