Whizzbang's is a runaway/orphan elf who got kiddnapped/hoodwinked into employment of Satan Claus who used runaway/orphan elves to work the assembly line at his sweatshop making toys.
Whizzbang's is a runaway/orphan elf who got kiddnapped/hoodwinked into employment of Satan Claus who used runaway/orphan elves to work the assembly line at his sweatshop making toys. Whizzbang aspired to become a magician and one day was assembling a wand at the factory and got the idea to try and escape in order to attend the Doug Henning School of Magic. He escaped by climbing up the factory chimney one night. Unbeknownst to him, the chimney had a curse laid upon it by Satan Claus- the soot would never wash off and whoever tried to escape through the chimney would hence forward be mistaken for a drow and shunned.
Doug Henning being the sparkly great guy he is, saw through the curse and schooled Whizzbang in the wizardly arts. Before completing his masters however, Doug was killed one morning eating some granola that had been suspiciously tampered with.
Although mainly cosmetic, Whizzbang has inherited drowish racial abilities as a curse side effect and constantly wrestles with inherited evil drowish behavior and his old good elf self.
He now wanders the earth vowing to find the antidote to the curse (theme song from the old Hulk tv show playing in the background).
Side note- once he joined a group of morons which led to his being burnt at the stake and losing a hand. Before then Whizzbang focused on the happy, sparkly spells taught by Doug Henning years ago, but now he concentrates on fire and acid spells that burn like the fires that consumed him.
Doug Henning being the sparkly great guy he is, saw through the curse and schooled Whizzbang in the wizardly arts. Before completing his masters however, Doug was killed one morning eating some granola that had been suspiciously tampered with.
Although mainly cosmetic, Whizzbang has inherited drowish racial abilities as a curse side effect and constantly wrestles with inherited evil drowish behavior and his old good elf self.
He now wanders the earth vowing to find the antidote to the curse (theme song from the old Hulk tv show playing in the background).
Side note- once he joined a group of morons which led to his being burnt at the stake and losing a hand. Before then Whizzbang focused on the happy, sparkly spells taught by Doug Henning years ago, but now he concentrates on fire and acid spells that burn like the fires that consumed him.